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Elf and Safety

It is well known that I am not very fond of elves, because they are noisy, nosey  and always annoyingly happy. Trying to have a little snooze, (which is the right of all cats), is nigh on impossible. They giggle at the least little thing and are generally a pain in the tail! I’ve seriously considered getting in touch with, pest control, Health and Safety as I think they’re having a detrimental affect on my health. It’s a well known fact that cats need at least eighteen hours sleep a day and I doubt if I get sixteen. Disgraceful!


Published by santascat

I am not just a cat, I'm Santa's cat.

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